[Car interior – grainy fixed shot from POV of gear stick. Driver concentrating on road, windscreen wipers going, etc.]

Drive Time Radio voice-over:
More than a third of motorists who took part in a survey said they had become seriously distracted when driving, by changing compact discs, fiddling with sat-navs and using mobile phones.

Driver [Looking at radio incredulously]:
More than a third? That’s a load of shieeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhh!

[Smacks into car in front. Airbag balloons. Gets shunted from behind. FX breaking glass and angry shouts off, etc, etc…]