Easter holidays. Springtime associations of refreshment, rebirth.

Despite an overarching theme of annual rejuvenation – green shoots of recovery and all that – over the Easter weekend the negative implications of return and revisitation sat squat upon the mantelpiece. A chocolate figurine of Cthulhu, glowering.

With a dismal sense of familiarity, I found myself struggling through a four day festival of booze triggers. Classic sweet and sour British combinations of hot weather, no work to endure, personal and social stresses kicking about half-resolved and shoulder-barging good vibes aside, football matches not even remotely going one’s way…

The perfect half-empty cup for topping up with a little something to Set You On and See You Through.

The weather was kind of awesome. In particular, I was jonesing for iced cider – “Two pints of cider. Ice in the cider.” Ah, crisp freshness! The sun meandering into that golden hour glow, refracting through the glasses, the mellow clink and fizz of fresh cubes dropped in.

Then of course a turn to paschal red wine for sorrow and mournful contemplation as the weekend pressed on, and a heaviness accumulated in the air, suggesting rain and thunder were needed if not quite imminent.

It wasn’t just the football. For me, considering the combination of contributory factors, there’d been a fair bit of build up. It was bound to take a week or so of not having work to take one’s mind off things to filter through. Family things… and I need to get a new job, so there’s all sorts of associated existential angst, and blah, blah, blah – how about a beer?

Because that was another element that recurred, a familiar odour in among the cocoa wafts and barbecue scents and fresh mowed grass, generating instant recall. The little voice questioning what business I had in not drinking, in denying the urge to fest and to commiserate with such a true and tested companion.

Savour the solace! Trust it. Let it soothe and slake your thirst. Let it slip down and softly caress away those cares and strifes…

Kind of Kaa in The Jungle Book? Only I was on to it, so the voice modulated into sounding more like Sylvester the cat, thuth lothing itth efficathy.

So, no. Every excuse I was making for myself to have at it and recommence boozing was allowed to express itself, then given a polite yet firm nod of acknowledgement before being shooed away.

I mean, yes, I seemed to have eaten my weight in sugary treats… but even that ebbed over Monday, as with a final baleful glance ever-waiting dread Cthulhu slunk off in search of someone else to pester, leaving a trail of chocolatey footprints.

What has risen may sink, and what has sunk may rise.

Today I made it to 72 days off boozing, anyway. A number of cosmic significance! Re-set.

Two weeks of Easter break. Opportunity to relax, most importantly. Rejuvenate, re-tune the engines, all that.

Got in the car after an extended meet-the-parents evening. The habitual finish to the term, the usual mix of nice things to say and awkward conversations, both of which with students wishing they could be anywhere far, far away.

Switched on the radio, and it’s in the middle of Madge, Holiday. Of course.

The universe meshes gears in wonderful ways, some of which form pleasing patterns to entertain us in our journeys through consciousness.

Some patterns lose their capacity to please. For a moment around dinner, there was a feeling like a glass of red wine might be in order. I didn’t go for it. The quite complex rush of thoughts that that inspired is worth unpicking a little.

…but not today. Today it’s time to put it in neutral.

Sort of Churchillian sentiment to the post title here. Easter holiday approaching, and preceding that today a bit of closure on this Difficult Process (TM) that has been unfolding at work.

Oh, and Leeds won at Preston. Mercies. Takeaway and a John Crabbie’s ginger beverage to celebrate.

Maybe not quite a finest hour, but it was pretty good after the last few weeks.


Today was one of the Mondayest Mondays I’ve endured in quite some time.

There’s a global village feeling of all the now being moments in the End Times. There are a lot of things to get exercised about, and a concurrent feeling of there being little-to-nothing that one can do apart from get exercised. The late-capitalist hamster wheel.

Locally, there’s a general sense of weariness on the air: low professional motivation occasioned by imminent threat of job loss, a not-approaching-quickly-enough Easter break, classes in the dismal zone of end-of-year examinations…

This communal emotional lethargy is being compounded on the personal plane by a cold that’s lurking on the threshold of my upper respiratory tract, unable to make up its mind as to whether to step in or not. Also, I had joint aches, and a colossal crimson roundel of a nascent pluke on the very end of my nose, ffs.

Still! Endured it all was. In the teeth of uncertainty, one thing I can say for sure is that I have a pervading feeling of equanimity, which I am in very little doubt is occasioned at least partly by not drinking alcohol.

It’s a habit that seems to be entering a self-sustaining stage. 56 days today, and increasingly just a thing I’m doing, rather than The Thing I’m Doing. I was talking about it with a pal yesterday – various processes at work are all easier to set in an appropriate perspective because they’re not amplified/filtered as they might have been, have been, in previous iterations, around the spiral, with booze.

So yes, thanks, Mondayish Monday: got your number, ta. *thumbs up*

Managed to pull off successful April Fool pranks on two classes this morning. I feigned an unannounced test – having announced that the lesson was about the importance of reading the text, and putting ‘practice’ on the papers in big letters – which convinced a satisfying and unexpectedly high number of students.

That was the extent of the jollity. There was (among staff) a greater disgruntlement, to which I have alluded in previous posts, bubbling under the whole day. Quite a few colleagues suffering with a combination of poor news, compounded by atrocious management decisions.

I was not-really-in-the-circs-but-a-bit surprised to discover that quite a few of my colleagues were also nursing weekend-long hangovers, having gone at it hard on Friday. One of them padded about the place on eggshells, citing a trio of red wine bottles and complementary espresso martinis that had set in.

Although I made sympathetic faces, not for the first time I was glad I’ve not been doing that. Thinking about the occasions I would have turned to the taps because it’s what one does. Time would have been that I would, of course, have got on it, with alacrity. I’m not judging.

Principally, I was considering to what extent the relatively calm emotional state I have felt throughout this process (periodic bouts of In The Thick of It-styled sarcastic swearing aside) would have been possible for me if I had been drinking as well.

I mean, I considered it for about 15 seconds. It was pretty obviously not much of an extent. The realisation that crept over me today like a warm spring day was that I seem to have stopped trying to fool myself that it was at all possible.


For reasons I am unable to divulge, owing to procedural issues, this was the kind of working week that would at one time have qualified for a ‘stupendous quantities of alcohol’ conclusion. Immediate commencement of steady drinking for three days on arrival at home kind of scenario.

In fact, it would have been continuation of drinking, because I don’t think I would have made it past Wednesday.

That didn’t happen, and genuinely I wasn’t even thinking about it that much, really. Sort of crossed my mind as I drove home this evening, but only as a passing thought about what wasn’t happening.

Just kind of tired, really. I’m preoccupied with macrocosms! Aghast at the similarities between the professional situation in my workplace and the way in which the UK is thrashing its way through “Brexit”, like a disgruntled simile unable to find a sentence to join.

There is probably an elaborate “piss-up in a brewery” organisational incapability analogy to be worked up about all this, but I lack the energy and inclination to undertake that. I’ll just leave the notion here.

Tough times throughout at the moment. Some bad vibes on a personal employment level, and the continuing global vibes of impending disaster in every sphere.

Still, another moment to reflect on how much more crushingly disappointing it would all feel if I were still drinking alcohol.


Holding the manager’s gaze with a serious expression, he placed a forefinger between his lips and began to wobble it up and down while emitting a low tone.

Exit interview strategy #23

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