No garden activity at all today. Full spectrum dominance attained by our two young children.

Here is a picture of a garden that is lavishly scoped and well-tended, and has no children in it.


Schönbrunn is one of those wonderful ‘foreign words with no direct translation in English’. Loosely speaking, it signifies ‘a lovely quiet garden with no children in it’.

I mean, just for five minutes or something?