Full transcript (translation) of “Soliciting Purr” Tape
CAT: Hey… Hey. Hi. Hey, hiya handsome! Mmmm, you’re looking snuggly. You’re so cute, I just want to put my paw on you. Hee hee!
Oh! Is that… forward of me? I’m so bad. [frisking noises]
Mmmm, but you look so good! I just want to rub up against you… would that be okay? Hmmm, handsome?
Oh, I’m so, so bad! [Frisking noises]
But you… you make me such a skittish kitten. Hee hee! Say, that tickles. Mmmm, you make me so… hungry.
Yes, hungry. I feel like I could really… eat something. Hmmm? Whaddyasay, handsome. Something yummy in my tummy?
Oh, you’re so good with your hands! Mmmm, make me so huuungry, hungry to be fuuuull…
You know how a tin opener works, don’t ya big guy? You just sink in the teeth and slowly… turn…”
Etc, etc, etc